Sunday, June 2, 2013

Outfit of the Day | Isn't It Ironic?

Shirt: J.Crew Factory | Jeans: Gap | Flats: Steve Madden Vegass | Necklace: F21

Blog Challenge Day 3: List your top five pet peeves.

5. Repetitive noises. If a ceiling fan clinks, if a dog licks constantly, if a car alarm is going off, I'M GETTING READY TO GO F*CKING POSTAL.

4. Talking loudly in public places. I'm looking at you, kid at Starbucks who just called every relative, friend, acquaintance, and one night stand in his address book to let them know he's got an interview with some BioMedicalNuclearScienceySmart company. Congratulations. Now go outside or shut the hell up before I shove my straw all the way in your eye socket.

3. The word moist. Come on I know y'all feel me on that one.

2. Bathrooms without paper towels. HAND DRYERS ARE THE DEVIL I'm sorry Al Gore.

and finally,

1. SELFIES.
Why is it that I love blogging, love reading all of your blogs, but HATE Insta and Facebook selfies? Why is that? It's not like I never duckface. It's not like I don't iPhone/mirror my outfit pics. Seriously I have like a visceral reaction to selfies and baby belly progress pics and OMG SONOGRAMS. I do not want to see your insides no matter what's growing there. In fact especially not if something's growing there. Even if that something is *objectively speaking* a miracle.


PS. DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE GAME OF THRONES?! HOLY MOTHER OF DRAGONS

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  1. Games of thrones was bananas! I totally didn't see that coming! I'm with you on repetitive notices, I kind of freak out. Love these jeans Samantha :)
    Ginny

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    1. Thanks Ginny! And yeah, it was CRAZY! I'm still reeling.

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  2. GAME OF THRONES OMG. That is all I can say without spoilers. xx

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    1. OH MY GOD literally everyone on Facebook tried to spoil it. I had to step away from my newsfeed while I watched!

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  3. THE WORD MOIST! It has long been on my do-not-say list & my friends say it as often as possible just to give me fits. So glad I'm not alone :)

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    1. AMIRIGHT?! hahaha so so glad I'm not the only anti-m-worder out there.

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  4. Consider yourself pimp slapped. [re: green nail polish]

    I wouldn't actually do that to you in person, but you kind of asked for it in the previous post. Anyways, love your blog and this challenge so I may attempt it myself. We shall see.

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    1. BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA I was WOOONNNDDERING if anyone was going to notice, I almost didn't post my outfit because I was like crap, green nails... you so got me :P

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  5. OMG SONOGRAMS are the worst kind of sonograms! but really. don't show me that 'ish

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    1. like I don't even know if I'm going to want to see my OWN sonogram someday, let alone other people!

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  6. #1 - YES! I don't want to see progressive belly pictures (and please, please, please, if you must do them and post them to the internet, wear a shirt! The naked belly is not for sharing with your 800 closest internet friends!

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  7. hahaha i hear ya on the selfies. i am guilty of the instagram selfie, but theres a girl im friends with on FB who posts a selfie literally EVERY SINGLE DAY. its the same face. in the same room. with a random song lyric underneath. but hey, if my hair's looking good that day you bet i'm gonna photograph it ;)

    <3 Jenna Brianne

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  8. Repetitive noises are my nemesis. I'm totally that person who once yelled at a stranger in a confined space because he sniffed his nose over/under 200 times in 10 minutes. Just freaking blow it already mister!
    Other than that, I like selfies, especially of you ;)
    xx
    Here&Now

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  9. I got called out for being a smartass, but my reaction to my exploding newsfeed of people going "OMFG WTF THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED" about Game of Thrones was just: nope. No it was not unexpected, not if you read the books, WHICH ARE WAY BETTER.
    Always tempted to just ruin it for everyone by posting all the major plot twists, but then I remember that I mostly like having friends, so I don't.

    Love the necklace, and couldn't agree more with people talking too loudly in public spaces - I commute by train, and EVERY TIME there's some jackass who needs to discuss some super important thing like why so-and-so is an ass or how drunk they're gonna get soon way too loudly. SHUT UP ALREADY! People are the worst.

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