Monday, September 10, 2012

The Badge

Cardi: Gap | Tank: Target | Skirt: J.Crew | Flats: Tory Burch | Watch: Fossil | Cuff: Anthro | Earrings: Target

Something awesome happened today.
While apprehending -- and I mean that in the most Miami Vice sense of the word -- a probation violator at lunch today (pro tip: if you're on probation, don't drink a margarita the size of your face twenty feet from the courthouse), my supervisor flashed a legit law enforcement badge... and my little heart went all aflutter. Knowledge bomb: after I graduate I will receive the world's most expensive/useless piece of paper, but to make up for it I'll also receive a badge that costs more than $6 and does not have "Officer Naughty" inscribed anywhere on it.

Skies parted. Angels sang. Six figures of debt became manageable.
Not even manageable. A downright bargain. They should be charging me more. Not really.

Moral of the story: usually my job is nothing like Law & Order, but sometimes it SO. IS.

P.S. No you don't need to adjust your monitor. A little fake tan goes a long way.

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