Yesterday I decided that I really, really did not want to go grocery shopping.
So I made a terrible awful no good very bad chocolate PB shake (I eyeballed it) for breakfast, and when that didn't work I had some pistachios, and then some yogurt, and then half a pack of saltines, and then some chips and salsa.
And then I decided that if I was going to work on my bar application all day, I needed cupcakes. So I made cupcakes. Then I ate them all. By all I mean six, but six cupcakes inside one person is still an accomplishment.
Then I remembered this video and decided that if Jenna Marbles can run four miles on a dozen donuts, I could definitely run five miles on six cupcakes. They're calling it "The Cupcake Challenge." (I don't know who they is) So yeah, gauntlet thrown.
Lessons learned: just go @!$^%$!@#!^&king grocery shopping. And don't run five miles on a half dozen cupcakes. It will not be fun, even if your soundtrack is the Wobble song on repeat. And you will have to wear a sweatshirt and stretchy, stretchy jeans to girls' night, because no amount of running can ever really catch up to cupcakes.
Love the pink sweatshirt! If it makes you feel any better last night I ate an entire pack of mini rolos, cadbury eggs AND jolly rancher twosomes in one sitting. And I just sat on my fat ass afterwards. Surprise, surprise my stomach hurt.
ReplyDeleteThis has been what, two days now? My stomach still hurts!
DeleteGoodness gracious, you are SO CUTE. Even in a sweatshirt and jeans, you look just darling! I really like your hair like this, too - just relaxed and easy. Perfect!
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God I need you to like live in my bathroom and give me pep talks in the morning. You down? :P
DeleteLol I have the same problems with grocery shopping. This week I ate though my entire soup stockpile that I was saving for the next hurricane, haha. Tonight I might eat crackers.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha the disaster stockpile is dwindling! Now you seerrrrriiiously have to go shopping! At least your stockpile is responsible, mine is like pudding cups and some cookies.
DeleteHahahaha. Made my 14 hour Friday, 1,000 million times better! Thank you...lol
ReplyDeleteGod I hate that you have a 14 hour Friday! But I'm glad my stomach pains and I could help!
DeleteIts ok we all have our lazy days =]
ReplyDeleteHermy of Leilahslipstick
I'm having like a lazy life I think. So the rest of you limit it to days? ;)
DeleteThere is little I hate more than grocery shopping. Actually putting it off right now, and so far I've eaten left over Mexican for "brunch," fro-yo for a snack, and now chips & salsa for dinner....
ReplyDelete#twins :)
-Emily
www.herphilly.com
SO MUCH #TWINSIES. We are literally the same person, I just had Mexican for dinner
Deletelife is unfair - you even look good in hot pink sweatshirts and I would look like...a cupcake. not the cute kind.
ReplyDeletefalse you look cute in everything and your name has a Z in it. You win.
DeleteNow I want to go eat some cupcakes! Thanks for motivating me!
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Caroline
lovecarolineblog.blogspot.com
Now THAT is my kind of peer pressure! Go forth and cupcake!
DeleteI so ate everything I ad before going to the store when I was single. Makes total sense to me :) As for the running like a crazy person I seriously think you look thinner than you did a month ago, I think it's ok for you to eat six cupcakes every now and then. :)
ReplyDeleteGinny
mynewfavoriteoutfit.blogspot.com
Hahaha oh good, you mean it gets better when I finally grow up? I'm tired of having pickles and saltines for dinner :)
DeleteI love the pink, and damnit, now I want some cupcakes!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, would you like to follow each other on bloglovin?
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GO EAT CUPCAKES GIRL!!!! Cupcakes for everyone!!
DeleteAhh! OMG, thanks for the laugh. A daunting task can so make a girl want to eat lots of sugar and carbs...and running 5 miles after eating 6 cupcakes...that would be me. I would have to fix it.
ReplyDeleteSam, seriously, you look amazing even in a sweatshirt after a sugar binge:-)
XO, Gina
http://classyeverafter.blogspot.com
Glad we have the same sugar philosophies :):)
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