Sunday, March 24, 2013

OOTD | Excuse Me Sir, Are These Your Pants?

Top: apt. 9 / Kohl's - GO BUY IT! It's an Equipment dupe for like $25 | Jeans: American Eagle | Shoes: PG for Target | Bag: BCBGMAXAZRIA | Bracelets: Target | Rings: F21

I wore this Saturday night, took this picture Sunday morning, now it's Monday. THIS BLOG IS A TIME MACHINE

PROOF! Proof that I actually wear purses! This is actually my shamepurse, because even half price at TJMaxx it was approximately all of my grocery money for the month and I shouldn't have bought it but I did anyway and then just to be sure Responsible Sam couldn't return it when we untied her and took the sock out of her mouth, Shopaholic Sam cut the tags off. So to justify my little episode I've been wearing it literally everywhere. To the grocery store. To class. To the bathroom.

I've been dreaming of these shoes since I first saw them on Kristi (girlcrush alerrrrtttt) and I decided that since I'm going to be covered up in grad robes (THAT COST NINETY FOUR DOLLARS TO RENT... LET ME REITERATE THAT... TO RENT) it makes no sense to buy a graduation dress, but it makes all the sense in the world to buy graduation shoes, especially when the last pair in your size is on clearance. I bought them on a Target trip that I took while wearing the sweatpants I borrowed from my friend the night before. (Sidenote: mens' sweatpants are like leprechaun gold.) Anyway, she's not totally sure whose they are, a realization that dawned on me as I was walking into Target, so I spent the entire time wondering if my pants belonged to every guy in the store.

Fun new game: lock eyes with every man in Target and try to ask him with your mind if you're wearing his sweatpants.

Don't think I don't see your judgy eyes right now. I'm actually on day three and a half of a serious spring cleaning spree, mom. Am I the only person who gets messier as they clean? Not joking, my apartment smells like sunshine and fresh laundry and Pine Sol but it looks like a disaster. But by the end of the day YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY YOU LAUGHED AT ME.

That sounded a little scarier than I intended. I'm not actually going to chop any of you up with a chainsaw I'm just going to put my crap away.

stillbeingmolly

31 comments

  1. LOL! Between your dual personalities, your men's sweatpants, and your spring cleaning...you are simply awesome. So is that shirt, and that purse is just fun!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.blogspot.com

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    1. this is the first time anyone has ever called my dual personalities awesome and I want to kiss you. Weird?

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  2. Great outfit!! You are so funny and so real... and for what it's worth, you totally made the right decision buying that purse.

    XO, Gina
    http://classyeverafter.blogspot.com

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    1. Thank you for affirming me... I mean my purse! Like the first night I had it, it slept in bed with me. Aaaaaaand I've said too much...

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  3. hahhaa I'm glad you decided to buy the purse (and cut the tags)!
    Jenn
    With Luck Blog

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    1. So am I!! Responsible Sam be damned.

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  4. OKay, you are always so dang funny and stylish. Girl, you are my new crush!! :) That bag was worth two months of grocery money!! And you are onto to something...who needs a dress under a robe when you have shoes LIKE THIS!!! Love it!!

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    1. Maybe I should steal my $94 robes and wear them all the time. It would save time in the morning!

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  5. Found you at Molly / yolo .... you are funny and I am going to look at the rest of your blog! pippa

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  6. Ha. Love it all. This looks like something I'd spy on Jennifer Anniston or Heidi Klum, so rock it, girl. I love Kohl's. A lot. I think I inherited my mom's addiction. I saw this blouse a couple of weeks ago and wanted it in neon yellow, but no such luck. Now I really wish they had it in my size. Boo.

    -Danielle
    littlebitofwowe.blogspot.com

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    1. My mom and I used to bond over Kohl's! Actually we still do. That place is a gold mine!

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  7. You crack me up long time lady! And seriously, your hair looks gorge! Don't even get me started on the outfit - I want to strip you and wear it right this second. Good call on the purse. Who needs groceries, I mean ramen is like 10 cents! ha
    xx
    Here&Now

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    1. YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT HAIR YOU SPICY LITTLE REDHEAD. And you can strip me anytime you want ;) ;) hubba hubba

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  8. LOVE the purse and shoes. You did the right thing because they'll show and who cares about the dress. I think maybe I wore shorts?!

    Definitely going to check out the top :) And we got a pair of the PG shoes in red (we being my blogging partner/ daughter / shopper in crime) that are a little lower but cute too. Haven't worn them yet, but can't wait! Enjoy!!!
    kim @ popcosmo.com

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    1. Hahahahah I'm going to wear workout shorts and a hoodie now that you said that. And these shoes of course :) Can't wait to see your shoes!

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  9. okay I totally love your bag (and shopaholic me always cuts off tags prematurely, ugh) AND THE SHOES!!!!!

    Oh and I'm kind of obsessed with your mirror. the frame is so pretty.

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    1. Um, my mirror is blushing right now and it said to tell you IT'S FROM WALMART. can you believe that?

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  10. Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard about the sweatpants. Also, your shirt is fantastic. I have that kind of shirt on my closet wish list!

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    1. GET THEE TO KOHL'S! Seriously they're 20 bucks with a coupon and they're actually nice

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  11. I'm obsessed with those heels!!


    I'd love for you to join our Blog Hop going on now: http://www.mythriftychic.com/
    xoxo Tori

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    1. Shoot I'm super behind! Thanks for the invite!

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  12. I definitely understand this one. My little alternate personality has no money managing skills, but she wins 90% of the time. She's a fighter lol

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    1. It's like a little Christina Aguilera lives inside me and she looooooves to spend my money

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  13. amazing shoes!

    http://www.facebook.com/loveandstuds
    http://www.loveandstuds.it/

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    1. Thanks so much! Target never fails me

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  14. Cutest outfit EVER! Your new purse is amazing. I've been wanting a yellow one, but I always chicken out. Also, I'm going to check out this Kohl's-basically-Equipment top ASAP. I'm also angry about paying a gazillion dollars to rent regalia. I swear part of law school is just to see how much money can be sucked out of us! But at least it gives us an excuse to buy more shoes :)

    Katy, Sugar and Chiffon

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    1. I did a double take... HOW IS THIS NOT INCLUDED IN MY TUITION? DID YOU REALLY NOT EXPECT ME TO GRADUATE?!

      I hate law school.

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  15. You are the cutest and most stylish! If you ever decide to live at a nudist colony and get rid of all your clothes, please send them to me! Thanks soooo much for the link love. Sorry I'm such an a-hole for being so late with the acknowledgement:(

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  16. Ok, I know that this one was a long time ago but I am laughing so hard! I love the shoes, I love the bag, I love the way you clean!!! Can I be you when I grow up?! (mind you, I say this to everyone so I'm not commenting on your age, just your high amount of awesomeness!)

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  17. Oh! and I forgot to mention how much I can't wait to play the pants game!

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