Don't think I don't see your judgy eyes right now. I'm actually on day three and a half of a serious spring cleaning spree, mom. Am I the only person who gets messier as they clean? Not joking, my apartment smells like sunshine and fresh laundry and Pine Sol but it looks like a disaster. But by the end of the day YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY YOU LAUGHED AT ME.
That sounded a little scarier than I intended. I'm not actually going to chop any of you up with a chainsaw I'm just going to put my crap away.